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welcome to the UPLOAD SECTION, EARTHLING!

WE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT, HAVE TAMPERED WITH THIS PART OF YOUR DUMB CELEBRATION AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO OBEY US!

THE SHROOBS WILL MAKE ALL OF YOUR SPECIES FALL INTO THE CLAWS OF OUR QUEENS, YOU SHALL SEE OUR POWER WHEN THEY COME BACK FOR US ONCE AGAIN! YOUR EXPERIMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT FAILED ATTEMPS!

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL TROOPS IN SECTION 132-GHL, WE SHALL COME BACK. HAIL TO QUEEN SHROOB, HATE TO THE MUSHROOM AND BOWSER KINGDOM!

Dear diary,

Well, I don‘t reall have my diary at hand but I do have my work‘s computer, so this shall do. Today Lord Bowser looked at me! I was cleaning the mirrors of the Main Hall bathrooms when he stepped inside along with Master Junior. He seemed like his ever-being upset, this time seemed like the prince put some ketchup over him and came to clean himself. He catched my glance through the mirror and I thought I was done for!

But he just scoffed, grabbed the prince again and left. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

YOU CALL THIS THING A KING? BAH! NOTHING MORE THAN A GLORIFIED FATSO!