Nigh Guy the Shy Guy here.

Yet another minion of his Lordship Bowser, King of Koopas, and purveyor of all things indecent and gratuitous. (o.o)

In my delightfully unhinged part of the Castle, we’ll be enjoying a feast for the eyes as we indulge in the most provocative (and most importantly explicit) art graciously contributed by viewers like you. (O.O)

Nigh Guy the Shy Guy here.

Yet another minion of his Lordship Bowser, King of Koopas, and purveyor of all things indecent and gratuitous. (o.o)

In my delightfully unhinged part of the Castle, we’ll be enjoying a feast for the eyes as we indulge in the most provocative (and most importantly explicit) art graciously contributed by viewers like you. (O.O)

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Examine the hazy, lust-filled, sin-ridden past of his Majesty’s Darker Side.

(If it were for me, I would celebrate this everyday… )

Artists

Acquaint yourself with those blessed enough to have seen and rendered the Baron in all of his Barren…ness…

Posters

Commemorative yearly posters that depict his Endowedness in all of his great beauty. I could admire them intently all day… (°∘°)

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You have something to show us all, cadet? Submit yourself and expose your provocative art of Lord Bowser for us all to enjoy. (Please. Keep. Them. Coming… (0∘0)”)

Bowser Day Mode

The Door to Bowser Day

Leaving so soon? Those hallways lead to the normal, sunlight-ridden passages of the castle, where you will find acceptable content for the general public…

Most Minions prefer to see His Burliness in strong, lovable situations, doing more mundane stuff with fellows from the army.

Enjoy the innocent side, I’ll be here waiting. (I’m too far gone. (o.o) )

The Door to Bowser Day

Leaving so soon? Those hallways lead to the normal, sunlight-ridden passages of the castle, where you will find acceptable content for the general public…

Most Minions prefer to see His Burliness in strong, lovable situations, doing more mundane stuff with fellows from the army.

Enjoy the innocent side, I’ll be here waiting. (I’m too far gone. (o.o) )