FAQ

Hello there again, trooper! Going through Lord Bowser’s wonderful website, you might have gotten some questions in your mind that you would like to ask our most glorious king. Well, lucky you, many newbie members of our army have already asked the same questions over… and over… and OVER again, so to make things easier, we’ve posted some of our more frequently asked questions here. If you have a question that you would like to ask our king or top generals yourself, please feel free to ask us via our website email right here: bowserday.contact@gmail.com

1. y my pp hard when i look at bowser?

NG: That’s homosexuality. Sorry if this is how you found out. (o.o )

2. Nintendo once did a copyright strike on a 3D model of Bowser’s penis, complete with a spike ring around the base and everything. Does this mean that Nintendo has a canon version of Bowser’s dick, or, by claiming this, authorized a canon version of Bowser’s dick?

NG: Legends around the castle speak of a deleted scene from Bowser’s Inside Story, a locker room scene between him and Midbus. One guy I knew talked about it a month after the game came out, but since then he’s mysteriously disappeared…

We may never know the truth but that won’t stop our pursuit of it!! ( 0o0)!!

3. Why bowser gotta be so thicc 💦💦

NG: He works out. A friend of a friend of a colleague told me. ( °.° )”